Sunday, September 21, 2008

Fucknuts McWhitey and Them Falcons Ride Again


The cruelest cocktease of all time continues as the Atlanta Falcons absolutely mugged, shot, stabbed, harvested the organs and sold them online, sucked the marrow from the bones of the Kansas City Chiefs (who aren't just the worst team in football, but may very well be the worst team possible) in 38-14 blowout that wasn't even that close.

Ryan stayed in the under 20 passes range going 12/18 with 192 yards and 1 touchdown. Michael Turner continued to make me pay for drafting Jamall Lewis over him in my fantasy league by rushing for 104 yards and 3 touchdowns. Roddy White had himself a pretty nice game as well with 119 yards receiving, a touchdown, and a back flip. and Jerrious Norwood continued to put up solid backup numbers with 75 rushing and 30 receiving.

Are the Falcons for real? hell no. are they totally unstoppable against really shitty teams as long as they are playing in the Dome? well, i'd have to give that one a big fucking YES!!! if only we could somehow be in the NFC West then this might be an 8-8 playoff team. unfortunately this was the last easy game until we face the Raiders...and who knows what sort of ball of insanity may occur when my two favorite dysfunctional franchises face off out in Oakland?

regardless, this is some encouraging shit....even if the real losing is about to start hardcore with the Panthers, Bears, Packers, and Eagles all coming up next. it was fun while it lasted though.

4 comments:

JeffG said...

Fucknuts McWhitey?
That is unappreciated, sir.

Falcons gonna get one of them fanger rangs.

jrsuicide said...

i want falcons cock rings.

caddy said...

that back flip was awesome!

dj said...

Griggs called me on sunday asking if i wanted a fanger rang. I said yes.

If the falcons win one of the next 4 i'll be happy. One thing you do have to say - in seasons past we would have struggled with those shitty teams, but we put em to bed. you are right tho, dont want to get too fucking pumped.