Chaos Returns To The Polls!

A Lifetime of Defeats Top 25, Week 5

1. VANDERBILT FOREVER!!!!!
2. Oklahoma
3. Alabama
4. LSU
5. Texas
6. Missouri
7. Penn State
8. Texas Tech
9. BYU
10. South Florida
11. USC
12. Georgia
13. Ohio State
14. Auburn
15. Florida
16. Utah
17. Kansas
18. Boise State
19. Wisconsin
20. Oregon
21. Virginia Tech
22. Fresno State
23. Connecticut
24. Northwestern
25. Ball State

-yep, College Football is still as BATSHITFUCKINGCRAZY as it ever was. everyone goes down...are there even 25 teams worth ranking?
-ah Georgia, you guys really know how to choke in the moment with style. i hope you learned a valuable lesson about silly gimmicks and over-confidence.
-anyone who thinks Ohio State and USC are totally out of the BCS title game are insane. with a week like this, i am reminded that noone knows anything and chaos will always reign supreme.
-i really have a problem ranking anyone from the Big East or the ACC...i think those two should have to fight out for 1 of the BCS bids and give the Mountain West 2 this year. the State of Utah is better at college football than both of those conferences combined.
-HOW THE FUCK DID WISCONSIN LOSE TO MICHIGAN?
-HOW THE FUCK DID WAKE FOREST LOSE TO NAVY?
-HOW THE FUCK DID TEBOW NOT GET ONE FUCKING YARD?!!!!!
-HOW THE FUCK DID AUBURN ACTUALLY WIN THEIR GAME WITHOUT ACTUALLY PLAYING ANY OFFENSE?!?!?!?!!
-HOW FUCKING AWESOME IS COLLEGE FOOTBALL?!?!?!?