Wednesday, May 26, 2010

SATURDAY @ GO BAR!


a night of garage rock mayhem from
THE AGENDA!
&
THE MATT KURZ ONE

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

A Way Too Early Prediction for the 2010 NFL Season

NFC South

Falcons
Saints
Panthers
Bucs

NFC North

Packers
Vikings
Bears
Lions

NFC East

Cowboys
Giants
Eagles
Redskins

NFC West

49ers
Seahawks
Cardinals
Rams

NFC Wild Cards- Vikings & Saints

NFC Champs- Cowboys

AFC South

Titans
Colts
Texans
Jaguars

AFC North

Ravens
Bengals
Steelers
Browns

AFC East

Jets
Dolphins
Patriots
Bills

AFC West

Chargers
Raiders
Broncos
Chiefs

AFC Wildcards- Dolphins & Colts

AFC Champs- Chargers

Super Bowl Champs- Chargers

Saturday, May 15, 2010

Auburn, your music taste is hella shitty.

I'm so annoyed/saddened/unsurprised by Auburn's lackluster choices for fans to vote on as the 2010 intro music that I refuse to even post the link. I'll just throw out the words "dated" and "boring". A bunch of typical classic rockers and some shitty hip-hop songs that only people in the state of Alabama are still listening to.

The obvious choice for me would be of course if the Tigers would just join forces with the Dark Lord and use "Raining Blood" by Slayer as their intro music. Sure it's gonna piss off the 99% Christian fanbase...but think of how fucking intimidating the team would be as it charged the field to the sound of thunder and lightning and Kerry King's mighty riffage. There truly is no imagination in the world of college football. Esp not in the south. Oh well.

Here are 10 other equally awesome songs that noone will ever use for their intros...but should.

1. Iggy and the Stooges "Search & Destroy"
2. The MC5 "Kick Out the Jams"
3. Motorhead "Killed by Death"
4. Black Flag "Rise Above"
5. The Misfits "Where Eagles Dare" (just think how awesome it would be to have a stadium of kids screaming "I Ain't no Goddamn Son Of a Bitch!"
6. The theme music for The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly
7. James Brown "Super Bad"
8. Wu Tang Clan "Triumph" (this would be the most epic thing ever)
9. N.W.A "If It Ain't Ruff"
10. Mobb Deep "Get It Twisted" (a song about murdering people set to an awesome "She Blinded me With Science" sample. Yes. It would rule."

Friday, May 14, 2010

LeNeverGonnaWinTheChampionship

I think LeBron should go play in Greece, there he might have a chance to ever win a title cuz it sure as shit isn't happpening in the NBA.

Do I care who James plays for next season? Not really. I mean it's not like he's gonna come play for the fucking Hawks. Do to my natural hate for all New York teams i'd prefer it not be the Knicks. The thought of LeBron going to Chicago in his attempt to be like Mike kind of amuses me because I get the feeling Jordan (in all his petty jealousy) wouldn't be too thrilled with LeBron taking his "chosen one" act to the Bulls. All I can really say is that the city of Cleveland is now officially on Suicide Watch.

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

BOOOOOOOOOOO

Seriously, you got outscored over 25 points a game IN THE 2ND ROUND OF THE PLAYOFFS!

It's time for some changes on this team because the 2nd round is as far as this collection of players will ever make it. So I say Atlanta should just let Joe Johnson go his shit talking way (esp considering Crawford outplayed him the entire playoffs) and the Hawks add some legit players to the bench. Josh Smith and Horford and Crawford are the only 3 players i'd say are untouchable...and the rest of the roster needs a serious shake up.

But the sad truth is that Atlanta (which in all honesty SHOULD be a huge NBA town with the social and racial makeup of the city) just isn't a place players give a shit about playing. Oh well. This might be the end of the line for this short lived run of respectability for the Hawks.

Thursday, May 6, 2010

i am breaking up with the Hawks and Braves

Baseball and Basketball are now useless to me. I should just use the offseason for football to just take a break from sports period. There is really only so much disappointment I can tolerate during a year.

Monday, May 3, 2010

Fuck the NCAA

Nice new bullshit rule that keeps outside the box recruiting practices like Auburn's Tiger Prowl from existing. Fuck the NCAA, fuck em forever. You know what, I DO hope we get some super confrences and I hope they all vote to tell the NCAA to go fuck themselves and start their own football league. The NCAA is the most useless organized body in the known universe.

Sunday, May 2, 2010

Good Job, Hawks

Way to beat a team you should've been able to sweep...now fucking show up vs the Magic and make Dwight & Co. Earn that 2nd round victory.