Monday, September 29, 2008

The NFLs Week 4, Cowboys Can Eat A Dick


-another week in the NFL, another former Auburn player puts a hurt on one of the NFL's elite teams. Jason Campbell was hardly the destroyer of worlds like Ronnie Brown was last week, but still he's proving to be a pretty solid NFL QB and worth a 1st round draft pick. War Eagle, Jason.

-The Titans are the closest thing to an SEC team the NFL has. awesome running game. awesome defense. some old piece of trash at QB. actually they sound pretty much like Alabama, although the Tide may have a better receiving corp.

-hey Larry Johnson is still good a football. who knew?

-Brett Favre is your KING OF THE NFL for week 4. if he wasn't on my damn fantasy team this would annoy the shit out of me. so what's the over/under on the amount of times Favre's name comes up on Monday Night Football? i'm going with 36.

-speaking of Favre...Greenbay is 2-2 and Aaron Rogers has a separated shoulder. hahahahahaahahahahahaha.

-David Garrard is the most awesome shitty QB in the NFL. go Jags.

-The Bills are 4-0? i am confused. what year is this? 1992? no, it's not. okay, well fuck...now i'm really confused. Go Toronto!

-FUCKING RAIDERS LOSING TO THE GODDAMN CHARGERS AND DARREN MCFADDEN DOESN'T DO SHIT ALL GAME. i mean seriously, the Raiders really know how to break my heart. you FUCKING HAD the Chargers and then you give up 25 points in the 4th quarter?!?! fuck you guys! why do i still root for you?! it's not the 90s, Bo Jackson and Marcus Allen aren't on that team anymore.

-oh yeah, and finally check out this awesome photo of Matt Jones. i guess doing cocaine and growing that sweet stache have made him a better NFL receiver. i am totally picking him up for my fantasy team.

god, he was so fucking awesome in college...and he didn't even have that sweet look and cocaine problem yet. fuck Tebow! Matt Jones is the greatest white, run first QB ever.

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