Sunday, September 28, 2008

Worst.Offense.Ever.


so are we sure Brandon Cox doesn't have any eligibility left?

dear god, watching Auburn play offense should come with a warning label: may cause permanent brain damage. what a fucking joke? so if firetonyfranklin.com isn't up an running yet, i would be very surprised. suffering through yet another ugly win for my Tigers has brought my patince level down towards and zeros. i knew this season would be one of struggles and hickups, but seriously if Tennessee didn't have the worst damn QB not named Casey Dick in the SEC or runningbacks who don't like hanging on to the football then there isn't a chance in fucking hell that Auburn would have beaten the Vols yesterday.

the defense remains the only reliable thing on this team as we have lost all ability to run, pass, or kick. bt you can't expect that undersized group to pitch shutouts all game long and then try and just win a puntfest every goddamn week. it just isn't gonna happen.

the biggest positive in the game besides the defense was that Auburn fans finally got to see Kodi Burns at QB. after Todd played well in the 1st quarter, Burns came into the game in the 2nd half and led an exciting drive...running for and then escaping multiple defenders and throwing for a 1st down and showing us for the briefest of moments what kind of offense WE COULD HAVE if they'd just stick that rag armed rainbow tossing JC transfer piece of garbage, Todd, on the bench for good. honestly I CAN NOT WATCH CHRIS TODD PLAY FUCKING FOOTBALL FOR AUBURN ANY LONGER. TELL TONY FRANKLIN TO TAKE HIS PLAYBOOK AND HIS QB AND STICK THEM BOTH OF HIS FUCKING ASS. despite Burns problems throwing the ball, it seems pretty obvious to me and everyone else watching that game, that Kodi is the best chance we have...hell he's the ONLY chance we have. so quit fucking around and make him the starter for good.

i'll have a ton more to say about this game and Auburn's shitty offense, and how i'd like to see the Tigers play out the rest of this season later this week. right now i just have to shake my head and say, "How The Fuck Are We 4-1? War Eagle."

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