TV Party: Week 5 (BLACKOUT EDITION)

i plan on starting the morning off watching College Gameday Live, live from wherever the hell it's being filmed. lots of cussin' and dick jokes on signs being held by college kids with hangovers. fun for all. then after all that i'll find myself at home or at MR. Bloggins' to watch....

ARE YOU READY FOR AN SEC ASSWHIPING TO START YOUR MORNING?
Ole' Miss @ Florida, 12:30PM on MyATL TV.

is this the moment that Ole' Miss makes their statement game to let the SEC know they are a team on the rise? hahahahaha! hell no. that'll sadly probably come against Auburn.

THE PANIC BOWL
Tennessee @ Auburn, 3:30pm on CBS

two SEC with high expectations coming off losses with big questions about their new offensive coordinators and their once solid running games both have become prone to turning the ball over. after this game someone is going to be completely fucked and someone will have a small glimmer of hope.

RESPECT THE TIDE 2: BLACK OUT STYLE
Alabama @ Georgia, 7:45pm on ESPN

Georgia's wearing black cuz they're going to a funeral. but who's funeral is it? for me, i could honestly care less. i just wanna see a good game, i'd also like to see Terrance Cody try and eat Knowshon. with USC losing last night the Dawgs could be playing to get that #1 ranking back...which means they'll probably choke on Bama's dick and lose.