Tuesday, July 27, 2010

some sports writer dudes might just give the 2004 Auburn team the title anyways

let's hope they don't. i for one don't want USC's sloppy seconds. i've said that the only fair thing if they were gonna retroactively award the National title to anyone for 2004 would be if the AP named Auburn the 2004 Champs and the BCS named Oklahoma the champ.

click and read, if you care.

Thursday, July 15, 2010

i guess they decided not to use the crying Tebow cover after all.

how i'll be spending all my free time until the season starts.

friendships? what are those?

Wednesday, July 14, 2010


the last time you fuckers won an All Star game i was a senior in high school.

bonus points for Brian McCann being the reason the NL won. Homefield advantage for the Braves in the World Series if they can make it there. i haven't been this stoked on baseball since that year i realized i fucking hated it for the most part.


on a side note...i can't believe that the Braves gave up on Escobar and traded him to Toronto for Alex Gonzalez. i think Escobar is eventually going to be one of the top 3 shortstops in the game and that Atlanta will come to regret this trade.

Thursday, July 8, 2010

and the new most hated man in sports goes to LeBron James

The Heat? Really? You fucking pussy.

Is there a more self important asshole in all of sports than LeBron James? The kid who actually calls himself "King". Well what seems like a 5 year ordeal of where LeBron will play in the future FINALLY ended with the meanest fuck you to a former fanbase that anyone who didn't secretly move their football team to another city in the middle of the night has ever pulled off. When this annoying story finally came to an end and "South Beach" came out of his mouth I really wanted to shoot my tv. I mean superstars have abandoned their teams before (Shaq being the most obvious example when related to LeBron) but never has it been such a completely sickening and painful spectacle. I mean Cleveland is a shitty city, there's no doubt about it...BUT GODDAMN! You really couldn't have just had a press conference like a normal player? It's not the leaving a desperate city who loved you that makes me hate you, it is the fucking ridiculous way you did it. What kind of an ego maniacal monster have we created? Seriously I hope the Heat NEVER win a ring and LeBron goes down as a guy with more in common with Karl Malone than MJ. Actually fuck everyone who compares James to Jordan ever again. Would Mike have ever left the Bulls to go play with Charles Barkley and John Stockton on a team together? Fuck no!

Also ESPN has truly outdone themselves this time. I like to think they could never top this bullshit...and yet I fucking know they can. Oh well, back to Favrewatch.

Never has there been a more perfect example of why college sports beat pro sports every fucking day of the week more than this.

uniformed guess about the future of LeBron

he stays in Cleveland.

or maybe he's going to Chicago.

really i just don't want him in New York, fuck the Knicks.

also fuck the Heat too. for the Hawks sake i don't want him there.

stay in Cleveland you big douchebag.

i miss Brett Favre watch.

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Biggest Egomaniac Ever or Biggest Egomaniac Possible?

a one hour special dedicated to Lebron announcing what team he's going to sign with? seriously is he trying to be the most hated man in sports? if the team he picks isn't Cleveland then he will have been successful in making this so.

what a douche.

Purple Drank on ESPN...so much more entertaining than Lebronwatch

yes...this happened on ESPN. Trey Wingo talked about Purple Drank. everytime to word Drank came out of his mouth i nearly died from laughter. the best thing about the mainstream media discovering things like Lean is that they then get to explain it to the regular viewer (aka white folks not aware of shit). there little 5 minute piece on the history of Purple Drank was seriously some of the best unintentional comedy ive seen in a long time. good job ESPN.