Life Hands Me Yet Another Defeat

went shopping for groceries after work to stock up on gameday supplies cuz i had no plans on leaving the couch this Saturday. found a great spot and everything. i was in and out with a flash only to discover this...

really? you're just gonna knock my side view mirror off with your oversized SUV and not even leave me a note? fucking sorority girls. this is probably a bad omen for Auburn tomorrow night.