Monday, June 8, 2009


Braves & Birds has a good post about the blackhole of suck that is Jeff Francoeur. i 100% agree that the only reason he takes up a roster spot is because he's handsome, white, and from the Atlanta area. if his name was El' Jeff Martinez of Panama then he would've been stuck back on a banana boat and sent off into the Atlantic ocean to be eaten by sea birds.

sometimes when i watch him at the plate i am pretty sure i could strike him out with my 62 mile an hour fastball by just throwing it directly into the dirt or 4 feet outside every single pitch.

1 comment:

caddy said...

You probably wouldn't even need to throw the ball. He'll just swing because he's at the plate.