while returning home from running some errands i discovered this long black slithery motherfucker waiting out in front of my house to ambush me.
GET THIS MOTHERFUCKIN' SNAKE OUT FROM IN FRONT MY MOTHERFUCKIN' HOUSE!
seriously i wish someone had been video taping me trying to get rid of this snake. i threw a shovel at him and hit his tail, then he coiled up and prepared to bite my ass. i froze in terror and then yelled at him. do snakes even have ears? i have no clue. then eventually he slithered off into the brush.
i hate fucking snakes. Indiana Jones knew what was up with these devils.
take it away Danzig.