The USA just beat Spain 2-0!? I mean I don't pretend to care about soccer outside of World Cup play, but this is kind of amazing. They didn't get lucky either...they just went out and outplayed them. I'd go ahead and say that even casual fans of the sport are SHOCKED. This victory is made all the sweater after listening to Cowherd's douchey song about how bad Spain was gonna smoke the US. It's 1 thing to assume the team had no chance but its pretty lame to openly mock your own country on your radioshow...but he's Colin Cowherd, so this is to be expected.
Anyway, way to go Team USA! Now blow everyone's mind and win this whole fucking thing.