Saturday, August 30, 2008

THE ACC SUCKS...and other things i have learned today


-can you believe the ass whipping that Bama is putting on Clemson? actually i can, Clemson is in the ACC and coached by Tommy Bowden. being the best team in that conference with that dipshit as your coach is like being the tallest midget. Clemson chokes on dick again...

-and so does Virginia Tech. isn't Va Tech losing a game on a blocked punt for a touchdown by ECU the very definition of the word irony? well if it's not then it should be. i think old Beamer maybe should rethink redshirting Tyrod Taylor cuz Sean Glennon remains a totally shitty option...i mean seriously, dude makes Brandon Cox seem like Brett Favre.

-hey just in case you didn't know or haven't been watching football all fucking day, Beanie Wells hurt his leg. don't worry, if you missed it ESPN will remind you 30 more fucking times during the game that you are trying to watch.

-well Pat White has got to think he's in the lead for the Heisman after a game like that. 5 touchdown passes? crazy! i mean i know it's against 'Nova but still...

-Florida has so much goddamn speed that it makes my head hurt. i'd say they were the most dominate looking team i watched today other than the fact that...

-USC is the fucking best looking football team...easily. fuck Georgia. USC would fucking murder them right now. if the Trojans aren't number 1 next week, then they will be after they destroy Ohio State.

-Michigan looks like the most inept and pitiful ass team i've seen all day. both of their QBs suck. they can't block. they can't run. their defense looked like it was asleep the entire 1st half and then suddenly realized it was trying to win a game and played okay down the stretch. even though the final score was only 25-22 Utah still completely dominated the whole day. mostly it was the Utes stupid mistakes that even kept it close. fumbles on punt returns, a pick in the end zone, and dumb penalties (plus some help from the Big 10 refs) are all that kept this from being about 35-0. good luck with that new spread attack guys...

-speaking of shitty spread attacks, what in the fuck is going on with Auburn today. just 24 yards passing in the first half? are you fucking kidding me? Auburn had no trouble running the ball and the defense was dominating...but both QBs have played...errr shittily, well passingwise anyways. Burns has done a lot of damage on the ground, but then he got hurt! fuck! i hope he's okay, cuz it looks like we might need to run the single wing this year. i am glad i didn't have to watch this shit on television, i might have scratched my eyes out. this blows because...

-LSU still looks like LSmotherfuckingU. i don't care who their shitty QB is, they've got beasts all over that d-line and their runningbacks and receivers are all sick. fucking hell!

-not to mention that Ole' Miss looks pretty fucking good too...which i expected. luckily Arkansas barely beat a shitty Division IAA team and Mississippi State has returned to the world of reality and gotten knocked off by La Tech. sorry Croom.

-i'm so glad Auburn has a good defense

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