Sunday, October 4, 2009
Welcome Back to the Polls, Tigers
hey it only took about 2 weeks longer than it should have, but Auburn is back in the AP and Coaches polls, debuting at 17 and 19. i'm actually shocked Notre Dame's lousy 4-1 ass isn't ranked too. i'm also a little annoyed that 2-2 Oklahoma remains ranked, i mean Houston who has much more impressive wins than the Sooners fell completely out of both top 25s after losing to UTEP. just cuz you started the year in the top 5 doesn't mean you can't fall completely out of the polls. voters remain lazy, stupid, and in love with big names as always. again, Fuck the Polls....and also thanks for finally fucking ranking us, dickheads.
as follows is my top 25:
A LIFETIME OF DEFEATS TOP 25, Week 5
4. Virginia Tech
8. Boise State
12. Ohio State
15. Oklahoma State
18. Georgia Tech
19. South Florida
20. South Carolina
21. Ole' Miss
23. Penn State
Alabama is your new number 1...but really it'll just take a win over LSU for the Gators to jump back on top.
USC's thrashing of Cal reminds us that all your Pac-10 is belong to them.
I let Houston stay ranked for at least a week. A bad loss is a bad loss, but they did beat TWO Big 12 teams this year and deserve to stay ranked.
Stanford, Nebraska, Central Michigan, and Baylor are all on my radar.
I refuse to rank Notre Dame until they beat a legit team and quit pulling out last second wins vs teams that probably won't even make a bowl.