TV PARTY, Week 9: Are You Still With Me?

oh Halloween on a Saturday. it equals 2 things: 1, that i'm not gonna be watching the late game cuz i'll be too busy enjoying the college studentless bars of Athens and checking out hot townie chicks in slutty costumes and 2, a bunch of sadass Georgia fans will be arriving next week for me to mock. and such is life in the ATH.

not that i really have any room to mock anyone this year as the wheels have completely fallen off my Auburn Tigers. currently riding a 3 game losing streak and forced to play in the early slot on Halloween...sucking in life that woulda been left from the students and making the "NAVY NIGHTMARE" (god, it's sooo lame when i read it aloud) all the less nightmarish. whatever.


DO I REALLY HAVE TO WATCH THIS TEAM, STILL?

Ole' Miss @ Auburn, 12:21 on TBS or whatever

how much do you miss this guy?

the only Navy Nightmare i expect to see this Saturday is Ole' Miss demolishing whatever's left of this Auburn offense and then Jevan Snead doing some damage control on his NFL stock by lighting up that Auburn secondary. this one is gonna be ugly, i can feel it.

THE ANNUAL BEATING OF THE DAWGS

UGA & FLORIDA in Jacksonville, 3:30 on CBS

is this game ever NOT the 3:30 CBS game? is this game even still considered a rivalry when the majority of the students who attend both universities can only remember Georgia actually winning this shit a couple of times in their lifetime? is there any doubt in your mind that Urban Meyer is gonna run up the score bigtime vs. the Dawgs and let Tebow score as much as he can to help that Heisman campaign? is there even a chance the Dawgs can keep this close for at least the 1st half?

THE ONLY GAME WORTH WATCHING THIS WEEKEND

USC @ Oregon, 8:00pm on ABC

too bad i'll be out and about while this is on as this could be a de facto BCS eliminator. the winner of this one is most likely your Pac-10 champ and possibly a national title contender depending on what happens with Texas. i am picking Oregon to pull off the upset and then lose some stupid game near the end of the year. it's how they roll.