Fuck it dude, I've got better shit to do than worry about what Auburn does this Saturday. The only Navy Nightmare I expect is watching our offense trying to move the ball on the Rebel's D and then seeing Dexter McCluster jump into the Heisman race with another 200+ all purpose yards (seriously why isn't he getting talked about? I'd have him in my top 5 players.)
If the Tigers have any pride left then they'll make a game out of this...if not, well at least Furman is still on the schedule.
Tragedy chances: 99%
How did you die this week Auburn: Killed by assassins