Thursday, September 10, 2009

TV PARTY: Week 2



THURSDAY NIGHT ALWAYS EQUALS DOOM FOR GOOD TEAMS

Clemson @ Georgia Tech on ESPN tonight 7:30PM

the Jackets lethal running game vs a Clemson team that just wants to forget about last year and move forward. tonight's game gives you a matchup of 2 of the best runningbacks in the country in CJ Spiller of Clemson and Jonathan Dwyer of GA Tech. logic and history tells you that this is the kind of game that Tech ALWAYS FUCKING LOSES, but then again it's also the kind of game Clemson always loses. ranked teams never really do well on these Thursday night contests but i think those nerds from Tech are gonna run all over the Tigers of Clemson in a blowout win.

IT'S TOO EARLY FOR FOOTBALL ON SATURDAY MORNING WHEN THE DAVE'S AREN'T INVOLVED

various crappy games on various channels

as with last weekend, i have no idea what channel the early SEC game is on or who it's between. i think the Gators are playing Troy so i'll assume that's what Peach Tree TV is showing. but who knows. Fresno State travels to Wisconsin on ESPN at noon, if you've got ESPNU then there's an interesting matchup between UConn and UNC. what? it's not basketball? okay, who cares then. if you've got ESPN 360 then you can enjoy a couple of nerds in a slapfight as Wake Forest and Stanford go at it.

THE HYPE WILL BE UNBEARABLE GAME OF THE WEEK

Notre Dame @ Michigan on ABC, 3:30 pm

a couple of teams gettin' way too much credit for blowing out teams that they SHOULD have blown out play each other in a game that i'll only watch because i kinda wanna see if Michigan can go ahead and ruin the Irish's year. probably not, but still they've both got nice uniforms and it's pleasing to the eyes. kinda like this...


WE'RE BACK IF WE WIN THIS GAME

UCLA @ Tennessee on ESPN, 4pm

The Vols wanna get revenge against the Bruins and likely they will which is gonna get the whole Tennessee is back ball rolling...especially if it's a blowout. you know it and i know it.

DIE! JOE COX DIE! Game of The Week

South Carolina @ UGA on ESPN2, 7pm

this might be the last time the Ol' Ball Coach ever gets to beat the Dawgs and ruin their season. every Georgia fan i know is calling for poor Joe Cox head...if Georgia drops this game to the Cox then the fans might storm the field and tear him apart like that scene from the original DAWN OF THE DEAD.

BRING YOUR DAUGHTER TO THE SLAUGHTER GAME OF THE WEEK

USC @ Ohio State on ABC, 8pm

this time Ohio State is really gonna challenge the Trojans. they might even beat them....it's totally gonna happen, i swear.

HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

USC is gonna run all over the Buckeyes. this shit will be over by halftime...again. WIN FOREVER doesn't lose these kinda games and i don't see it happening this time.

i hate the new ESPN and SEC marriage, already

no love from ESPN for Auburn, AGAIN. the game Miss State and Auburn game is only available on Gameplan or ESPN360 which is something i don't have. i may have to search for a sportsbar with this one. the worse thing about your team being down is that they become much harder to watch every week on TV. also i would like to point out that this new deal that the SEC signed with ESPN has resulted in there being LESS SEC matchups on regular TV two weeks in a row. to which is say BULLSHIT!!!

4 comments:

Jacob said...
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Jacob said...

Auburn is playing on FSN this week.

http://auburntigers.cstv.com/sports/m-footbl/spec-rel/090609aaa.html

jrsuicide said...

Thanks for the heads up, dude.

Marcus said...

What he said. For someone, like myself, outside of the Southeast, the ESPN/SEC marriage is looking like a great thing. I used to have to pay for Gameplan to get the JP/LF/Raycom games. Now that game is carried on a local Dallas channel. That's in addition to ESPN pawning off some games onto FSN, which includes Fox Sports Southwest! Then of course there's ESPNU. All in all, more games on the cable channels I already have. Pretty sweet.