Sunday, September 20, 2009

Attack Of The One Armed Zombie!


That pretty much sums up Auburn's unexpected/improbable/totally fucking awesome comeback win over those couch burning Banjo duelers from Western Virginia.

At that point when Todd threw his interception and it looked as though the Mountaineers were going to just run all over Auburn for another embarrassing blowout, therby killing the 2 weeks of built up goodwill and positive vibes of the Spread Eagle 2: Electric Boogaloo offense, I turned off my TV and stormed out of my house in the rainy Athens night to go get drunk and watch some rock and roll to take my mind off the fact Auburn was gonna suck just as much as last year after all. But a funny thing happened after I pussed out. The One Armed Zombie decided it was time to start feasting on some Mountaineers brains...and feast he motherfucking did.

4 FUCKING TDS?!?! Are you kidding me? Wait is this my videogame Tigers? Nope, just my much hated upon QB whom I called such things as "a waste of a scholarship" and "a turbo douche" last season. On a night when Tate and McCalleb couldn't do a damn thing, Chris Todd started shredding like Tony Alva.

The One Armed Zombie wins not just a game, but also the love, respect, and trust of War Eagle Nation all at once.

also props to the D for stepping up and shutting West Virginia the fuck down after giving up a bunch of big plays to start the game. War Eagle You Beautiful Motherfuckers.


Jacob said...

I am beginning to think I may have been wrong about Chris Todd. But then again, even a blind squirrel will find a nut every now and then. The defense on the other hand was not looking so great at times. Ted Roof better pull some magic out of his ass and soon unless he wants to be looking for a job next year. He better teach these kids some fucking pursuit angles quick.

mark said...

ESPN says Todd was suffering from flu like symptoms earlier in the week. Zombies are often misdiagnosed as having the flu.