NFL Fact: the spread offense doesn't work in the National Football League.
Oh really? Well I am currently watching an NFL matchup between the Saints and Patriots and BOTH of these teams run a fucking spread offense. These offenses have way more in common with what Auburn does than with some boring old Power I or West Coast philosophy. The idea that any player or offense or style "can't work" is the sort of bullshit uncreative thinking that makes college football fans roll their eyes into the backs of their skulls and go into a coma when they listen to NFL "experts" spout their garbage.
Fuck going to Notre Dame, Urban Meyer should go to the NFL.