Thursday, November 4, 2010

Fucking Hell


Well Bama fans are having a good night, I'm sure. This has been a crappy week. the local elections already had me down and now this. Ugghh.

I guess the main concern is did Auburn do anything wrong? My guess/hope would be no. Noone at Auburn gave Cam Newton any money and so the chance of being put on probation isn't an option. If that isn't the case and he was paid...WELL I GUESS I'M GOING TO JUST PRETEND COLLEGE FOOTBALL DOESN'T EXIST ANYMORE.

The 2nd concern is if Newton will be declared ineligible after some kind of NCAA investigation. Which wouldn't seem likely to come during the season, which means we've still got our best player for the rest of the year.

I've already assumed Newton would go pro after the season and with this cloud now hanging over his head it seems 99% more likely.

All in all this fucking sucks because even if Cam did nothing wrong this is going to be a story that is a distraction for the rest of the year and could end Newton's chances of winning the Heisman as well as hurt Auburn in the polls thanks to self righteous sport writers ready to convict a player and a team before any facts can be proven.

In the end; FUCK MISSISSIPPI STATE! and Urban Meyer.

2 comments:

Marcus said...

Amen. Fuck everyone in fact. Fuck AU if they actually did do something wrong (I think, nay, hope and pray they didn't), fuck Cam and his dad if they did something wrong (again, hope and pray they didn't), and most of all fuck fucking Kenny Rogers because he definitely did do something wrong and I just wish I could go all Liam Neison "Taken" on his ass. Oh, and fuck ESPN and the NYT for breaking the story in the middle of one of the best AU seasons in history despite the fact that the SEC has known about it since fucking July! Yeah, and fuck whoever leaked it to ESPN and the NYT. That dude needs to eat a bowl of dicks. And fuck me for letting this interfere with my joy over this season. Fuck everyone!

JRS1 said...

Has the New York Times ever written a positive story about College Football?