Tuesday, March 11, 2008
just call him JaMarcus The Hutt
you can probably file this under: unsubstantiated rumor... but word on the streets (and by streets i mean nerdy sports blogs that exist on these here internets.) last year's Number 1 overall pick and former LSU star has gotten pretty fat in the offseason.
"how fat?" you ask. try 300 motherfucking pounds fat! that's right a 300 pound QB, not even Jared Lorenzen can touch that. if this is true the Raiders might wanna think about moving JaMarcus over to left tackle, but seriously what other team besides the goddamn Raiders would let their most important player not take care of himself and balloon like that? Oakland is a fucking joke. it pains me so.
in other players i predicted to be busts in the NFL news, former USC standout receiver Dwayne Jarrett went and got his ass arrested for a DWI. so at this point that can't miss group of superstars at USC that included Matt Leinart, Reggie Bush, Lendale White, Dwayne Jarrett, and Steve Smith is looking more and more like a group of guys who coulda been...but then again i guess that's a little premature to call them a bunch of busts. esp considering White and Smith are probably gonna be reliable pros and the bar for Bush was set too impossibly high for him to ever really reach. Leinart is mostly just a douche and so i guess that leaves Jarrett as the one true bust that will come out of that group. still i don't think any of them are ever really gonna be the collection of probowlers i thought they were during the 2004-2005 college football seasons.
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