What Have We Learned? Week 1 edition

1. the first thing we learned was BEWARE of Cupcakes! they are unhealthy and fattening and sometimes they will give you a motherfucking heart attack.


2. Washington will maybe win a few games this year and save Ty's job for another season. sorry Jim Mora Jr.

3. Sorry Wake Forest, The Dream is over. welcome back to reality. 6 wins and a trip to the Emerald Bowl might be your best hope.

4. Don't pick against UGA at home while they are playing non-conference foes in home openers. just ask Boise State in 2005 and OK State this year. the Dogs may always underachieve as a program, but they sure as hell know how to get up for a nice ass whooping to open the season against an overrated team with a gimmick offence. hmmm...maybe they should think about a West Virginia rematch. i wonder how long before the locals' get their national championship talk started up? probably Saturday night... booze and a good fast defence make you delusional from time to time. i still scream youth! youth! youth! but this team is definently gonna be awesome next year.

5. as embarssing as it was for Michigan to lose AT HOME to Appy State, Notre Dame looks even worse. Jesus They SUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!! either that or GA Tech is fucking amazing...i'm guessing the Notre Dame sucking thing. i don't care who you play at QB, they are gonna get eaten for lunch almost every week. 5 wins might be pushing it.

6. Auburn's offence still looks confused half the time and had problems running the ball and protecting the QB....this could spell trouble. Brandon Cox continues his quest to be the most sacked Quarterback in the history of the world. seriously the guy is a fucking statue back there. i will be alot happier when Kodi Burns is taking the snaps next year and we have someone who could maybe, i don't know, run away from preasure. Luckily Auburn's D is it's usual sack happy, turnover casuing self. Quentin Groves is after my heart. also Kansas Sate's manchild QB, Josh Freeman is gonna be a great QB in the future. if he hadn't gotten hurt i think K State might have pulled off the upset.

7. Colt Brennan won't win the Heisman but he is gonna put up Madden-like stats of 80 touchdowns and 7000 yards if June Jones let's him play full games.

8. Oklahoma is gonna be a beast this year. watch out Texas. or not, who knows...the Big 12 is the most unpredictable confrence in college football. it's wide fucking open.

9. Tebow can throw. that rhymes.

10. FSU is done as a powerhouse...until someone comes in there and takes the program away from Bowden's fat annoying ass.