What's Your Fantasy? Week 1

during all the joy i was experiencing over the return of my favorite drug, college football, i totally forgot about the fact that the NFL starts tonight...and with the chances for the Falcons to be respectable fairly slim, it's all about my Fantasy Team this year.


Joseph Addai gets the THUG APOLOGISTS started tonight as the Colts take on the Saints. Addai came in last year as a rookie and rushed for over 1000 yards as the backup. now that he's the loan horse in the stable i am expecting huge numbers. He's gonna either make or break my team this year...or maybe not. regardless he should put up some numbers tonight against The Saints shitty ass defence. my prediction is 120 yards rushing, 30 yards receiving, 2 touchdowns. and alot of shit talking on the message board.

the rest of my starting roster for Week 1 looks like this

QB- Carson Palmer of the Bengals vs the Ravens. i love Palmer as my QB but a little part of me is scared of this game, i am actually starting to lean towards starting Broncos QB Jay Cutler who faces the Bills for my opener instead. i will have to consult with my co-owner on this one.

RB- Willis McGahee of the Ravens vs Bengals. The Bengals D totally sucks, they made Joey Harrington look good. big numbers.

WR- Deion Branch of the Seahawks vs Tampa Bay, hopefully Ronde Barber doesn't shut him down. his status as a starter is up in the air.

WR- Bernard Berrian of The Bears vs San Diego. i don't know if Rex Grossman will be able to actually get him the ball as i see San Diego just destroying the Bears Offence all fucking night.

WR- Donte Stallworth of the Patriots vs The Jets. assuming Stallworth doesn't get injured i think he could have a big night, especially with Randy Moss's status up in the air.

Bears Defence vs the Chargers- i'd love it if you guys could somehow shut down LT...just for one night.

TE- Chris Cooley of the Redskins vs Miami. i like this matchup alot, Jason Campbell is probably gonna lean on Cooley alot this year. could get a touchdown and a few catches for 60 yards. respectable Tight End numbers.

my rookie wildcards

WR Calvin Johnson of the Lions vs Oakland. Mike Martz says Johnson isn't gonna start, the Raiders D is pretty good...i know it's hard to believe anything about the Raiders is good. anyway i am not too happy with my starting receivers so i may just play Johnson anyway...starter or not.

RB Adrian Peterson of the Vikings vs The Falcons. he's gonna split carries with Chester Taylor but then again the Falcons did once give up 4 touchdowns to 2 runningbacks in the SAME FUCKING GAME. so anything is possible.