College Football Week 3...in review

Mike Hart would like you all to know that you can kiss his sorta black ass, Michigan may suck(except when raping Notre Dame) but he deserves Heisman consideration regardless. it's not his fault that nobody on the defence can cover anyone when a team runs the spread. the savage beating of Notre Dame signals that the Wolverines are probably on their way back...or maybe just that Notre Dame is really a cupcake in disguise with a multimillon dollar TV contract. all in all Charlie and his band of overrated blue chippers are probably going 4-8 this season. which is good because...

Auburn fucking sucks, well specifically Brandon Cox fucking sucks. i'm sorry i used to love Brandon, i had even gone so far as to say he was a better quarterback than Jason Campbell...but the more i think about it the more i realize that he was just an above average QB on a team loaded with talent on offence his first 2 years as a starter. he had 4 Wide Receivers currently taking up roster spots in the NFL, 1 NFL runningback and a couple more who probably will be, 3 NFL offensive lineman including Marcus McNeil who might be the best young tackle in the league, and 0 expectations on him his first year as a starter. now that all that talent is gone there's noone to hide the fact that he had a weak arm, can't read coverages, gets antsy in the pocket when preasured, and has basically turned into a a big retarded pussy. if Tubby wants to win any games this year and make the Tiger's contenders in the SEC next year then he needs to bench Cox and go with the freshman Kodi Burns. i can handle the losing if i felt like they were rebuilding towards something next year, but i can't handle Cox just giving games away. and that's something that can't possibly help recruiting, especially when....

BAMA's back....or at least it looks like they are. despite the best efforts of John Parker Wilson to throw as many picks as possible, the Tide got their first big win of the Nick the Prick era in a great one against Arkansas. after spotting Bama 21 points the Hogs came roaring back but then pretty much gave the game away in the final few minutes when both McFadden and Felix Jones were on the bench during a crucial 3rd down play. than John Parker lead the Tide down field for a last second scoring drive that resulted in MB screaming like a madman and Jeff screeching like a girl. fucking Bama fans.

other shit i learned
-USC doesn't give a shit about your fucking program that's trying to reclaim it's spot on the national stage
-Andre Woodson is hella awesome
-Texas is so getting their ass kicked by Oklahoma
-Karl Dorrell is doing his best to make sure there is one less black headcoach in college football in 2008
-Tebow is made of magical awesomeness
-Matt Ryan is not Matt Damon, but he will shred your highly touted defence on tv
-Noel Devine is really really fast