Monday, September 10, 2007
College Football Week 2...in review
oh to be young, athletic, and talented. Oregon QB, Dennis Dixon went from guy who kept being benched for Ryan Leaf's little brother to guy who makes beating Michigan easier than getting arrested during NBA All Star Weekend. Dixon has always seemed like an extremely talented player who was underachieving and Saturday at Michigan may have very well been was coming out party. it's doubtful that Dixon will play in the League considering he's a really good baseball prospect (selected by the Braves in the last draft in fact) but he may very well play himself into some Heisman mentions if other front runners falter. regardless that faking the Statue of Liberty and running it in for the touchdown play might have been the sweetest thing i've seen in a long time. Dixon is just a silky smooth cat who is not to be fucked with.
also of note, as much as i hate Michigan (as well as the rest of the Big 10) it's hard not to feel bad for Mike Hart. that guy came back to win and he's been playing his ass off with zero help from anyone else on his team. the same sympathy is not extended towards QB Chad Henne though, as he is just another in a long line of completely overrated Michigan Quarterbacks who have done nothing in the Pros....and don't even try to bring up Tom Brady. he was a 6th round pick that most Michigan fans wanted benched in favor of Drew Henson during his senior season. fortunately Henne is hurt and we get to see manchild manbeast Ryan Mallett start against fellow over hyped QB blue chip prospect Jimmy Clausen during the Notre Dame/Michigan battle for irrelevance. it's too bad both teams can't lose that game.
Dear Georgia Bulldogs,
your team sucks my balls.
love Steve Spurrier
these titties will be a small way that most Auburn fans can get over the disappointing loss to South Florida. it's bad enough that we lost in overtime, at home, to a Big East team with one of the ugliest uniforms in all of college football. but watching Brandon Cox play duck and cover while he threw wildly into coverage was enough to make me wanna blow my brains out. thankfully we have a couple of shitty teams coming to town before the possible conference beatdowns from Arkansas and Florida arrive. the defence still looks mostly impressive, although if the injuries keep piling up and i'm starting to see visions of Peach Bowls dancing in my head.
-LSU doesn't care about your fucking tragedy. they are a rabid beast men bent on world destruction.
-the Big East really likes to score points.
-i suck at college football pick 'ems
-Washington are a team on a mission to save their coach's job. i am pretty sure the Huskies could crush Notre Dame right about now...here's to hoping these to meet up in some low level bowl game the results in a 30 point beatdown of Weis and his band of overrated blue chippers
-Penn State are surely winning the Big 10 this year...if only by default. Michigan is beyond bad, Wisconsin can't possibly be worthy of their ranking, Iowa are always underachievers, and Michigan State will meltdown any game now...leaving the Ohio State Buckeyes whose lack of an offence make them a one toothed stray cat with some sharp claws but very little bite....whatever the fuck that means.