Suicide Watch Week 3

so it's been a long long week for my Auburn Tigers. they got exposed by an upstart South Florida team and now appear to be about the 3rd or 4th best team in their division...depending on if you believe the Saban Hype or not. but all is not lost, a couple of sweet little cupcakes are rolling into the Plains over the next few Saturdays and hopefully the ship can get righted before the Tigers travel south towards the swamp.

this is "Get Right" week for the Tigers. it's time to figure out which young runningback is gonna emerge among the ranks and take over for Brad Lester, who remains ineligible, also who is gonna step up and replace the injured defensive players? and will Brandon Cox continue to play duck and cover everytime he gets blitzed? this could be a very very long year if some of these questions don't get answered quickly. thankfully this week we have the Mississippi State Bulldogs coming to town, who may or may not be the WORST team in the SEC. the possibility for an upset seems highly unlikely but if things do end badly and somehow Auburn is upset by Miss St. then you may find my corpse somewhere splattered on College Ave after i throw myself off the parking deck. Mississippi State SUCKS...bad, if you watched their brutal prison raping by LSU in the season opener you know that they can't stop a team with a fast defence from destroying them, plus Michael Henig remains at QB for the Bulldogs, which could equal a couple of picks for the Auburn secondary. with any luck Mario Fannin has solved his fumbling problem and Quentin Groves will be well enough to play and this turns into a laugher early. anything less than a complete and utter beatdown of Mississippi State will be seen as a failure.

Potential for Tragedy: 3

method of suicide: jump off a fucking building