Monday, September 24, 2007

Useless Week 4 Poll

A Lifetime Of Defeats Week 4 Top 25

1. LSU
2. USC
3. Oklahoma
4. Florida
5. West Fucking Virginia
6. California
7. Ohio State
8. Oregon
9. Texas
10. Rutgers
11. Boston College
12. Clemson
13. Wisconsin
14. Kentucky
15. Hawaii
16. South Florida
17. Georgia
18. Virginia Tech
19. Missouri
20. South Carolina
21. Penn State
22. Purdue
23. Arizona State
24. Alabama
25. Nebraska

so long Louisville. it's been nice knowing you as an elite program. Bobby P totally screwed you guys by leaving an amazing offence with absolutely zero defence. it's kinda the exact situation the Cincinnati Bengals find themselves in. good luck trying to beat West Virginia, Rutgers, South Florida, and fuck...maybe even UConn. poor Brohm. no Heisman for you young man.
Kentucky is in a state of false hope and alternate reality. Andre Woodson is gonna start getting a boner for all those millions he's gonna be making next year at some point and then it's bam! the losses are gonna roll right in with Georgia looking for revenge, Florida letting the Wildcats know whose conference they play in, Vanderbilt trying to get bowl eligible, and Tennessee trying to prove they don't completely suck this year. but right now everything is golden for the Cats. they beat two good football teams and their in state rival is out of the top 25. enjoy it while it lasts kids.

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