Useless Week 2 Poll

A Lifetime Of Defeats Week 2 Top 25

1. LSU
2. USC
3. Oklahoma
4. West Fucking Virginia
5. Florida
6. Texas
7. Louisville
8. California
9. Wisconsin
10. Penn State
11. Georgia Tech
12. Ohio State
13. Rutgers
14. UCLA
15. South Carolina
16. Nebraska
17. Oregon
18. Boston College
19. Hawaii
20. Georgia
21. South Florida
22. Clemson
23. Washington
24. Arkansas
25. Alabama

after destroying a top 10 team in Virginia Tech, LSU jumps up to number 1 this week. they look unfuckingstopable...where as USC seems like maybe, just maybe somebody is gonna tip a pass and ruin their perfect season at some point. probably not this weekend in Nebraska though. Oklahoma climbs a few spots with their brutal destruction of THE U (sorry guys the 80s and 90s are becoming a distant memory). Louisville slips up a little thanks to an unimpressive win over Middle Tennessee State...but they did score a million points, so that's something. Washigton continue their campaign to save Ty's job by ending Boise State's win streak. Oregon joins the poll after ending Lloyd Carr's career with a nice exclamation point. Clemson wins again and so i move them into the top 25 until they screw it up against some easy team South Florida is back in after exposing Auburn on the Plains. Auburn falls out of the top 25, as does Virginia Tech, TCU, Appy State (we have short attention spans here on the internets...plus Oregon showed us all how bad Michigan really is), and Texas A&M (barely winning in overtime to a bad team like Fresno State = no respect from the pollsters) is out.