Monday, July 9, 2007

Obligatory and Unfounded Attempt at a Pre-Season Top' yo' ass bitches

Oh Say it Ain't So. we still have to wait 54 days for college football! FUCK!!!

breaking down the contenders:

all the Pre-Season mags are out and what not and the experts have weighed in. Across the board the Number 1 team in all the land is USC (of Southern California, not South Carolina just incase you are retarded) and it's kinda hard not to agree with that logic. The Trojans are by and far the most talented team in all the land with about 40 or so future 1st or 2nd round picks spread among their roster. they've got more 5 star running backs than most conferences can claim and their whole defense is full of NFL yeah, i ain't gonna think outside the Box too much and i'll just pencil the Trojans in at number one and assume John David Booty learned how to drop back and throw his passes a little higher in game winning situations as to prevent them from being batted down and then being beaten by the Oregon State's and UCLA's of the world. blah blah blah etc...

the rest of the title contenders seem to be LSU, Texas or Oklahoma, West Virginia or Louisville, and Michigan in no certain order. i'm gonna go out on a limb and predict that if West Virginia runs the table in the Big East then they are probably gonna end up in the title game, but i could see a one loss LSU squad getting the nod ahead of them...but honestly i think LSU will get tripped up more than once, with potential losses coming from Virgina Tech and possibly Alabama or Auburn.

regardless i expect another crazy year in college football that sets up a National Title matchup that will leave most of the country and angry and frustrated and in no way any closer to the playoff system we really wanna see. so without further ado,


1. USC
2. LSU
3. West Fucking Virginia
4. Texas
5. Michigan
6. Florida
7. Virginia Tech
8. Louisville
9. Oklahoma
10. Tennessee
11. California
12. Auburn
13. Ohio State
14. Georgia
15. Penn State
16. Hawaii
17. Florida State
18. Missouri
19. South Carolina
20. UCLA
21. South Florida
22. Texas A&M
23. Nebraska
24. Wisconsin
25. Alabama
some other teams that i expect to be in the top 25 at some point in the season are, Oklahoma State, Rutgers, TCU, Georgia Tech, Arkansas, Oregon, Utah, Boston College, and Boise State (if only for being the most balls out team of last year). all of these rankings are probably wrong.

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