Tuesday, July 17, 2007

the Heisman Trophy is a joke edition

so the Preseason magazines are all in agreement on 2 things. number one is that USC is winning it all, that's probably got about a 75% chance of happening. and number 2 Darren McFadden will be winning the Heisman Trophy, and anyone who believes that can go ahead and buy my ocean front house in Arizona for a dollar. seriously the best player in College Football almost never wins the Heisman. with the exceptions of USC's trilogy of Carson Palmer, Matt Leinart, and Reggie Bush i'm drawing a total blank. instead of players like Marshall Faulk, Calvin Johnson, and Peyton Manning taking home the award we generally have a list of late round picks and NFL never-weres like Eric Crouch, Desmond Howard, Charlie Ward, Chris Weinke, Ty Detmer, Gino Toretta, Jason White, etc... with almost total certainty the winner this season will be whoever the fuck the quarterback of the #1 team in the country is. be it Brian Brohm, John David Booty, Chad Henne, or who the fuck ever else ends up on top of the heap...unless he's an SEC quarterback. so anyone betting on McFadden this year should probably just save that cash and go to the strip club if you are inclined to just throw it away.

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