1. i pledge to avoid reading the comments sections of most of the Auburn blogs i frequent so as to avoid having my IQ taken down any further.
2. i promise to not allow myself to get too excited about Auburn's chances next year even if i go to the Spring Game and the new offense appears to be as possibly explosive as i'd hoped we were gonna be last year.
3. i promise to get this shirt and wear it every Saturday next fall.
4. i promise to quit making these.
5. i promise not to stalk new Auburn recruits on the facebook.