Sunday, January 4, 2009

Peyton loses in the 1st Round Again! imagine that.


I'd like to take this moment to extend a big thank you to Mighty Mouse (aka Darren Sproles) for his heroic efforts against the gay robot known as Peyton Manning and his always overrated Colts. It's not that I hate Peyton (it's ironically the Chargers that I can't stand) but it's the media's love affair with Manning that drives me nuts. Mostly I am grateful we won't have to suffer through talk of an all Manning Super Bowl. Now all I need is for The Eagles to lose today and I'll feel a little bit better about that Falcons loss yesterday....

Who the fuck am I kidding? I'm still depressed. At least I've got Peyton with me, but he's probably used to this by now.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Maybe you should go to college so you can learn some words that are longer than four letters!

JR Suicide said...

jeez mom. i asked you to stop harassing me about school! words are hard.

*slams door and plays Danzig loudly*