Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Isn't It A Little Early For This?

there isn't much to do right now while we all sit around and wait for the machines to turn against us

nope all there seems to do right now is speculate about crap...like College Football!

so Rivals.com already has their Pre-Spring Top 25 for next year's college football season. surprise! the Gators are number 1. and although i hate any kind of preseason Top 25 before recruiting is finished and teams have started Spring practice, i already have some major issues with their Top 25. i mean Va Tech & Oklahoma State in the top 10? ehhh...i guess picking the Hokies to win the ACC is no real stretch. if i was gonna trot out my own pointless WAY TO FUCKING EARLY TO EVEN BE REALISTIC ABOUT THIS TOP 25 it would probably look something like this....

A Lifetime Of Defeats WAY TOO FUCKING EARLY PRESEASON TOP 25 THAT WILL LOOK NOTHING LIKE THIS IS 6 MONTHS AND THIS IS JUST A WASTE OF VALUABLE INTERNET SPACE...BUT HEY I GOT NOTHING BETTER TO DO.
1. Florida (way too easy)
2. Texas (most logical pick)
3. USC (too many Blue Chips all over the place)
4. Ohio State (fool me four times shame on the Universe)
5. Oklahoma (replace most of the offensive line and receivers)
6. LSU (too much talent to not be back in the hunt, for LSU's sake they better hope Jordan Jefferson doesn't like gambling with counterfeit money)
7. Florida State (this time they are back...for real)
8. Oregon (the best rushing team in the Pac 10 will challenge USC next year)
9. Ole Miss (is the SEC ready to get Nutted upon? everyone's gonna be high on the Rebels next season...so that means they are probably gonna go 5-7)
10. Alabama
11. Georgia Tech
12. Boise State
13. North Carolina (the Tar Heels were a year early on their rebuilding job...next season they'll have more talent in place and be ready to contend for the ACC)
14. Oklahoma State (somebody has to be 3rd best in the Big 12)
15. Georgia (even without Knowshon and Stafford there's just too much talent)
16. Virginia Tech (always getting disrespected...so yeah they'll win the ACC again)
17. TCU
18. Penn State
19. Nebraska
20. California
21. Oregon State
22. Miami
23. BYU
24. Cincinnati
25. Kansas

No comments: