Friday, August 10, 2007

Let's Just Call Him Derek Mexico


good ole' Clutchy McClutch himself, Derek Jeter is a lot of things. for one, he's totally clutch (as i have been told many times by Joe Morgan). he's also a World Series winner many times over and the main reason i hate the Yankees. well now you can add one more fucking thing to his list of accomplishments/reasons i hate him. because he's the guy who ruined Jessica Alba's vagina. good ole' Clutchty apparently was too clutch to wear a jimmy and dropped the H-Bomb on Jessica Alba. at least that's what the celebrity gossip sites are all claiming. so much for that hot piece of ass.



and it probably doesn't stop there, because that lame douche has been around with some hot ass famous babes. some other potential victims are Mariah Carey (she probably gave it to him in the first place), Gabrielle Union, that slut from MTV that Nick Lachey bones...Vanessa Minnillo and most recently Jessica Biel....so yeah that means JT probably has that shit too. oh well, go ahead and take them off your list of celebrities you can bang if your girlfriend says it's okay....not that it was happening anyways.

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