Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Can you believe it's almost here?



1 more day till some honest to goodness college football. ESPN is running 25 hours straight of College Gameday nonsense. that's 25 hours of Lou Holtz telling us all how Notre Dame will win 10 games and Mark May laughing at him mercilessly at what a foolish homer he is. also we get Herbie the Love Bug and Corso the Penis telling us about how great the Big 10 is and taking turns sucking off USC. lots of bold predictions will be made, such as USC will win the National Title and Oklahoma or Texas will win the Big 12, and blah blah blah...is there a script for this shit or do they just recycle each other's thoughts because they share one hive mind at Bristol?

ESPN continue to be a bunch of Big 10 homers and I'm sure an unnecessary amount of coverage will be given to Ohio State and Penn State and Michigan and a lack of it will be afforded SEC teams not named LSU or Florida. The Big East will get it's share of undeserved love since they're basically an ESPN product these days and somehow Notre Dame will be brought up somewhere around 50 times...but whatever, at least College Football is finally back and i have a reason to live again. LSU and Mississippi State are a nice little Thursday night snack to help hold me over until my Saturday feast of beer, blood, and football.

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