not even sports related one bit other than the hilarious headline on the crawlscreen, but still Juggalo News is some funny fucking shit.
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Juggalos and Tiger Woods jokes. I Heart the Internets.
not even sports related one bit other than the hilarious headline on the crawlscreen, but still Juggalo News is some funny fucking shit.
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
So Long and Thanks For the Facebook posts
Tyrik Rollison (did i spell that right? do i even give a shit anymore) is saying, "peace out Tigers" and transferring to Sam Houston State.
The former would be savior of the Auburn football team was last years biggest signing from a fan stand point and his poor grasp of the English language was always a source of entertainment for me on facebook. And now he's gone. THIS is why you should NEVER get too excited about a high school kid who signs with your school before he has ever played a game.
I'm sure the older elements of the Tiger fanbase will have some less than flattering things to say but I've always tried to be rational in matters like this. If the kid doesn't wanna be here than let him go. He wasn't gonna start next year anyways and he's already had a suspension and grade issues. If there is one position where grade issues should be a concern it's your fucking QB.
Dramarama before the spring game is always a good way to get me thinking about football again.
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
Mission Accomplished...and we still got the rest of this week for extra ass kicking.
i think, at this point, it is safe to say the world has been defeated.
who knew i gave a shit about the Olympics? not me.
USA USA USA! i’m gonna go down some Miller lite, drive around in my Ford 150, and blast Born the Run.
Monday, February 22, 2010
Don't Kill Yourself Canada, It's Just Hockey...It's Not Football Or Anything
Considering we just beat Canada at their national sport and the way we are just dominating these winter Olympics, isn't it about time we annexed America's hat and turned it into a state?
Never Forget The War of 1812, Motherfucker.
Never Forget The War of 1812, Motherfucker.
Friday, February 19, 2010
USA! USA! USA!
all this dominance by the US team in the Olympics is payback from the War of 1812. suck on that, Canada! YOU BURN OUR WHITEHOUSE WE COME TAKE YOUR MEDALS.
i'm still pissed Johnny Weir (aka Ziggy Stardust on Ice) got robbed.
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
Friday, February 12, 2010
Don't Laugh At My Mule
sorry for the lack of posts lately. shit be all crazy in my life and whatnot. gotta go talk to some guys about insulting my mule. promise to get back to posting soon.
Sunday, February 7, 2010
Friday, February 5, 2010
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
FUCK YEAH RECRUITING!!!!!!
you did good Chiz, you did good.
Auburn is currently ranked #3 in the country by rivals, ahead of ALL their major rivals in Alabama, LSU, UGA, & the rest of the SEC...other than Florida. they kept all their major commitments and hauled in three 5 Star Studs. if Auburn can pull in another class like this next year then there is no reason not to believe that a National Championship might actually fucking happen in our lifetime...and on Gene Chizik's fucking watch?! but i promise not to get too carried away about this sorta thing. they are just high school kids who have yet to play a down of college football but seriously with THIS much talent coming in...it's hard not to see things looking anywhere but up. if the Tigers can just hold on to their coveted offensive guru for another year then i might actually say 2011 could be Auburn's year...finally. oh to dream.
i don't know enough about recruiting to do silly things like grade the class. all i care is that Auburn found an uber-talented runningback, a HUGE BEAST LIKE QB who can start right away, lots of solid linebackers, some talented WR's, and tons of beef on the offensive and defensive lines. i would say that all needs were met. sure it would've been nice to add another one of those 5 star backs that we were after, but Dyer has been the guy since word go who wanted to come here and i see him becoming a super star. besides....we got this dude as insurance just in case:
marvel at Ladarious Phillips, your new 6 foot 1 275 pound wrecking ball for goalline stands.
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
2Morrow 2Morrow, i'll love you 2morrow
thank god signing day is almost here. my brain had been shutting down with lack of football related business. so far Auburn's class seems pretty locked up. Coleman and Lattimore seem to be going elsewhere...along with DJ Howard. hopefully Auburn keeps everyone else and maybe lands a surprise or two. regardless they seem ready to end up with a top 10 or even top 5 class. more thoughts tomorrow after it's all said and done.
Monday, February 1, 2010
A Lifetime Of Defeats Official Drinking Songs
THE BOYS NEED AN ANTHEM
Cliff Richard- The Young Ones
The Replacements- Can’t Hardly Wait
Archers of Loaf- Wrong
Bruce Springsteen- I’m Going Down
Joe Walsh- In The City
The Clash- I’m Not Down
Creedence Clearwater Revival- Lodi
The Plimsouls- How Long Will It Take?
Surf City- Headin’ Inside
The Skids- Into The Valley
John Lennon- Bring On The Lucie
Thin Lizzy- Running Back
Beaver Brown- On The Dark Side
The Pretenders- Back On The Chain Gang
The Soft Pack- Answer To Yourself
The Black Lips- Bad Kids
The Soft Boys- I Wanna Destroy You
McGuinness Flint- When I’m Dead and Gone
The Bobby Fuller Four- Never To Be Forgotten
The Ramones- Life’s A Gas
The Saints- Messin’ With The Kid
Guided By Voices- Motor Away
Turf War- For The Last Time
INXS- Don’t Change
download.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)
Posts
