Juggalos and Tiger Woods jokes. I Heart the Internets.

not even sports related one bit other than the hilarious headline on the crawlscreen, but still Juggalo News is some funny fucking shit.

Super Mario Catches A Star

amazing. i love the internet. found via JD's facebook post.

Explaining Football To Chicks

FINALLY someone took the time to explain football to silly girls.

this video is so amazing/terrible/sexist/mind blowing that i can only say watch it.

Hey, LOST fans or people who like campy 60s TV shows

My friends Grape Soda wrote a theme song and made opening credits for LOST reimagined as a campy 60s action show

The Least Interesting Super Secret Dunk Of All Time

the way King James and Nike tried to bury this shit you'd have thought the kid ran up his back, dunked it, and then smacked Lebron in the face with his crotch.


honestly if this bullshit had just gone up on the internet in the first place without Lebron gettin' all pissy about it then noone would have even cared. it's not like the video looks like this...

Maybe the Braves should sign this dude

thanks to Bryan for posting this on facebook.

JAW DROPPED, MIND BLOWN

this is why i follow Shaq on twitter, because not only does he say funny ass shit all the time but he also points me in the direction of awesome youtube clips like this.




this guy has to be seriously the greatest HORSE player of ALL TIME.

sorry i've been so lazy and useless

i'm too busy with band stuff to dedicate any of my time to sports of late, after Athfest i'll get back on the ball...so instead i leave you with the exact moment the INTERNETS went completely nuclear.



for actual awesome Auburn related recruiting news just go read the JCCW today. there's a lot of it.

Finally, A Golf Club You Can Piss In

i am so getting my dad this for Father's Day.

so when is this Jeff Francoeur Trade happening?

hey it's the hottest new facebook page. the Jeff Failcoeur fan page where angry Braves fans can share there frustrations with that guy who was supposed to be the next Dale Murphy...if ALL Dale Murphy could do was strikeout (something the Murph-inator was pretty fucking skilled at, i should add).

the Internet: where hatred happens.

random Nerd humor

if you haven't seen Star Trek yet then you are missing out...although according to this you've probably already seen it anyways.

Watch My Favorite Movie (Star Trek vs. Star Wars) and more funny videos on CollegeHumor

ESPN blog buzz

Am I the only one who finds this to be the most annoying new feature on Sportscenter?

ESPN recapping what's HOT on the blogosphere = another useless waste of the airtime that could have been dedicated to...I don't know, actual fucking highlights. You know, that thing you assholes abandoned a decade ago.

That being said...feature my shitty blog whenever you want. I'm a whore for page hits.

Dear Myspace, I Hate You!

so this morning i was doing my usual interneting, checking the blogs, checking my email, lookin' at porn, watching tv shows on Hulu, doing the facebook, and finally i got around to that red-headed stepchild/first love of my life The Myspace and i discovered to my horror that my account had been deleted!!! WHAT?!?! NO!!!! wait a second, is this because i keep sending threatening emails to strangers online?!! what about all my pointless rants on my blog?! what about the sluts! NO!!!! ARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!! fuck you Tom! i know where you live and i will burn your giant fortress of solitude to the motherfucking ground!

is this some sort of Logan's Run type conspiracy? once you turn 30 your internet profile is killed! my fucking palm crystal never went off asshole! i seek Sanctuary!!!

after i calmed down and gathered myself from the crumpled mass of man tears and profanity that lay upon the floor i suddenly felt alive and free for the first time in my adult life. hey, i don't have a myspace account anymore. this is awesome. i can be one of those smug assholes who tells you, "yeah, i'm not on myspace anymore." this will be great! then reality hit me in the face and i rejoined about 10 minutes later...just another sucker. fuck! so yeah, if we were friends on the ol' myspace back in the day, do me a favor and re-add my lame ass.

thank you.

i was sooooo close to freedom. but it wasn't meant to be.

Being Friends With Auburn Players On Facebook Makes Me Feel Creepy

yeah me and Sen'Derrick Marks and Quentin Groves are totally friends, dude. we like hang out on the internet and stuff.

when i think about it, i start to believe that Facebook may have been the worst thing to ever happen to College Football since they created the BCS. it's gotten a few players kicked off their teams or arrested and if i was a coach i'd ban my players from having them.

of course, even worse than that would be that i am a 30 year old man sending friend requests to teenage and 20 something football players like i'm on a mad rampage to collect them all as if they were Pokemon cards. this should probably be put to a stop. regardless it is worth a good laugh to read the profiles of players from your favorite college football team. Mario Fannin told Tryik Rollinson, "a foo..u aint big bruh..no homo..but how school goin my boi u handlen that?" and me being old and white, i have no idea what that means. still i'm friends with them both on facebook, and it gives me something else to blog about when nothing is going on in the college football world.

oh, in case you were wondering, all the Auburn players have terrible taste in movies. then again they're 18 and from the state of Alabama so it wasn't like they had much of a chance anyways. and i feel dirty just for knowing it.