How The Fuck Do Sportswriters Even Rank Teams That Are This Shitty?!

i should just turn this into a top 15 list because there aren't even 25 good teams out there this season.

A Lifetime Of Defeats Top 25 Week 9

1. Texas
2. Alabama
3. Penn State
4. Florida
5. Georgia
6. Oklahoma
7. USC
8. Texas Tech
9. Oklahoma State
10. Utah
11. Boise State
12. TCU
13. Missouri
14. Ohio State
15. FSU
16. BYU
17. LSU
18. Ball State
19. Tulsa
20. West Fucking Virginia
21. Minnesota
22. Michigan State
23. Virginia
24. North Carolina
25. Maryland

-Texas stays on top, but Oklahoma State doesn't drop at all.
-USC slips down because they struggle with Arizona and the Gators and Dawgs move up after blowouts.
-Welcome back West Fucking Virginia. the beatdown of my Tigers has you back in the polls and also in the hunt for the Big East title.
-Minnesota...are you for real?
-the usual assortment of confusing ass ACC fucktards rounds out the top 25.