God Damn, These Morning Games Suck

Baylor and my boy Robert Griffin (if you don't know you better youtube somebody) is getting destroyed by Oklahoma. Tebow and Florida are just sleep walking to victory against Arkansas. The ACC morning game features NC State and Boston College and i'd honestly rather watch golf than those two teams play. and then the rest is Big 10 football and there's no need to tell you how i feel about that.

luckily i went out the other day and purchased the single greatest book written since WAR AND PEACE. Jeff Pearlman's masterpiece BOYS WILL BE BOYS: The Glory Days and Party Nights Of The Dallas Cowboys Dynasty. truly only Motley Crue's Dirt comes close to the awesomness of this piece of literary gold. key words: cocaine, masturbation, orgies, ego, football, grown men crying, stabbing motherfuckers in the neck with scissors, pussy, cocaine orgies, the white house, America's team. if you ever read the Led Zeppelin book Hammer of the Gods or Motely Crue's Dirt and thought only rock stars could be that fucking insane then you should probably check this book out and get your learn on. reading these tales of debauchery make me weep that i had not been born a little bit earlier and with 4.4 speed and the strength of a bull on steroids. this book is magical. i highly recommend.