Auburn Dynasty Mode, Week 7

sometimes i wish that i sucked more at NCAA Football and Auburn was better at it. i'm still in shock over how poorly Auburn played against Arkansas last Saturday despite the countless number of turnovers and chances Auburn had to win the game...the only way to erase such a loss was to go and play that game in my Dynasty Mode the way i'd wished it would have happened.

and so it was. My Auburn Dynasty mode team is ranked #9 in the country...leads the nation in scoring defense, sacks, and yards rushing against. the Blitzkrieg offense leads in total yards, touchdowns, and points per game. today against the Hawgs these numbers would hold up well.

after scoring in the 1st quarter to jump to a 7 to 0 lead, the Hawgs never once even got a first down for the rest of the game as Auburn rolled to 77 unanswered points. this was the first game of the year where both the ground and air attack really got underway as Auburn rolled up 622 yards of total offense...343 of those were rushing. Kodi Burns was the star of the show with 279 yards passing and 3 tds (1 int.) and 73 yards and 2 tds rushing. Ben Tate added another 109 yards rushing with a 12.1 yards per carry average. Brad Lester chipped in another 53. Tristin Davis had 67 yards and a touchdown (with a 22.3 yards per carry avg.) and Mario Fannin got 26 yards rushing one direct snaps at QB and a td with another 94 yards receiving and a touchdown.

as per usual the defense owned Arkansas. nailing Casey Dick for 7 sacks and causing 3 fumbles....one of those Zac Etheridge picked up and ran in for an 87 yard touchdown. Mike Smith was held to 0 yards rushing on 11 carries. Casey Dick finished the day with 75 yards passing 1 touchdown and 1 int. and yes 7 SACKS and left the game in the 4th quarter with a broken hand. that's what he gets for catching touchdowns against Auburn in the real world.

all in all this is the ass beating that i had wished that Auburn could have put on fucking Petrino....oh well. 77-7 is pretty sweet. in reality Auburn may suck, but my video game Tigers are fucking unstoppable.

after the game Auburn received another commitment from a 4 star linebacker and a 4 star safety. Kodi Burns also shot up to number 1 in the Heisman voting just ahead of Michael Crabtree and Tim Tebow.