oh Vanderbilt. why you gotta be so cruel to yourself? i should be laughing my ass off at your misfortune after you guys put the cherry on top of Auburn's 2008 Shit Sunday...but i can't take joy in your misfortune. i mean you are Vandy! i will always have love for you fucking nerds.
but losing to Duke?!?! at home?!?! when you knew that winning this game made you guys bowl eligible for the first time in decades?!?!?! WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TO YOURSELF?!?!?!?! seriously, starting 5-0 and beating South Carolina, Ole Miss, and Auburn had you guys on cloud nine and your fans believing that THIS WAS THE YEAR. but no! no, you have shown your true colors and begun the inevitable slide that will take your season to ANOTHER fucking 5-7 mark and no bowl. it's enough to make a grown man cry. you've got four games to make it happen. Florida? hahahaha. i know you are too smart for that. Kentucky?! this is about the best chance you are gonna get...but we all know it ain't happening. Tennessee? yeah the Vols fucking suck and their season is lost and their coach is so getting fired, but the Vols ARE NOT gonna be the win that gets you into a bowl. no way in hell. and then finally it's Wake Forest, yeah i seem to remember them kicking your ass over the last several years so i expect much of the same this year. and so it goes. a seven game losing streak and another season without a bowl and a nice little reminder that "this is why you are Vanderbilt".
what a cruel world we live in.
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