Saturday, May 15, 2010

Auburn, your music taste is hella shitty.

I'm so annoyed/saddened/unsurprised by Auburn's lackluster choices for fans to vote on as the 2010 intro music that I refuse to even post the link. I'll just throw out the words "dated" and "boring". A bunch of typical classic rockers and some shitty hip-hop songs that only people in the state of Alabama are still listening to.

The obvious choice for me would be of course if the Tigers would just join forces with the Dark Lord and use "Raining Blood" by Slayer as their intro music. Sure it's gonna piss off the 99% Christian fanbase...but think of how fucking intimidating the team would be as it charged the field to the sound of thunder and lightning and Kerry King's mighty riffage. There truly is no imagination in the world of college football. Esp not in the south. Oh well.

Here are 10 other equally awesome songs that noone will ever use for their intros...but should.

1. Iggy and the Stooges "Search & Destroy"
2. The MC5 "Kick Out the Jams"
3. Motorhead "Killed by Death"
4. Black Flag "Rise Above"
5. The Misfits "Where Eagles Dare" (just think how awesome it would be to have a stadium of kids screaming "I Ain't no Goddamn Son Of a Bitch!"
6. The theme music for The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly
7. James Brown "Super Bad"
8. Wu Tang Clan "Triumph" (this would be the most epic thing ever)
9. N.W.A "If It Ain't Ruff"
10. Mobb Deep "Get It Twisted" (a song about murdering people set to an awesome "She Blinded me With Science" sample. Yes. It would rule."


easyedwin said...

SR Vaughn........"If the House Is Rocking, Don't Bother Knocking"

easyedwin said...

G Thourogood........"Bad To The Bone"

Marcus said...

Plus Raining Blood would clear the stadium of all the hippies. Hippies hate death metal.

To be honest, is there anything in life that wouldn't be improved by playing Raining Blood during it? If I were to have my own theme music a la "I'm Gonna Get You Sucka" that would be it.

Another suggestion would be "Am I Evil" by Metallica (stolen from some unheralded band I'm sure), or a mash up of S.O.D's "Milano Mosh" and "March of the S.O.D." (i.e. the theme from Headbangers Ball).

jrsuicide said...

i was thinking Master of Puppets or For Whom the Bell Tolls would also be rad. anything beats that fucking POD song.

Brandon said...

The purpose of the song is to fire the fans and team up. Sure, most people listen to shitty music, but if the played something like that you'd hear crickets.

jrsuicide said...

Ah yes those obscure bands like Metallica surely would result in crickets. Very true.