Saturday, February 9, 2008

The Name Game

thank god the good old US of A doesn't have the strict naming laws of Denmark or else we'd be without many of these great additions to next year's college football landscape.

THE SEC INCOMING FRESHMAN (if they actually qualify) ALL NAME TEAM

offense
QB Star Jackson BAMA
RB De'Anthony Curtis Arkansas
RB Onterrio McCalebb Auburn
WR Jhyryn Taylor LSU
WR Destin Hood BAMA
TE Nelson Hurst Miss St
OL Dax Dellenbach Auburn
OL Freddie Smooth Auburn
OL Osaze Idumwonyi Kentucky
OL Austin Eoff Arkansas
OL Cordian Hagans LSU

defense
DL Undra Billingsley BAMA
DL Lavunce Askew Arkansas
DL Templeton Hardy Miss St
DL Johnell Thomas Vandy
LB Herman Lathers Tennessee
LB Lerentee McCray Florida
LB Lekenwic Haynes Ole' Miss
DB Bacarri Rambo UGA
DB Khiry Battle Arkansas
DB Neiko Lipscomb Auburn
DB Mike Hunt Miss St.

our De'Cody Fagg winner for name of the year: Bacarri Rambo. how fucking awesome will it be for Dawgs fans when Rambo is out on the field hacking wide receivers arms off with a machete or blowing up QB's with his exploding arrows?!

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