More Haterade

i'm currently going through football detox at the moment, and with my lack in interest of anything sporting until March, i have a lot of time on my hands and not much to write about (save the pathetic state of Auburn's recruiting class when compared to Alabama and Georgia's). so it's time i put forth another list. i love lists. America loves lists. VH1 has managed to become a network based soley on lists and nostalgia. anyway, lists rule. and so do polls...because polls are basically lists made by sports writers of teams who they think iz rulez. so i will begin countering that with my own list of the top 25 sports teams i fucking hate. we'll call it the Go Fuck Yourself poll.

A LIFETIME OF DEFEATS GO FUCKYOURSELF 25
1. Georgia Bulldogs
2. RedSox
3. New York Yankees
4. Notre Dame Football
5. New England Patriots
6. Chargers
7. Dallas Cowboys
8. Ohio State
9. New York Mets
10. Lakers
11. Duke Basketball
12. New York Giants
13. Phillies
14. Michigan Wolverines
15. Oklahoma (only because of Bob Stoops)
16. Florida State
17. Cubs
18. New York Knicks
19. Florida Gators
20. BAMA
21. LSU
22. Tampa Bay Bucs
23. Philly Eagles
24. Italy in the World Cup
25. Tennessee Vols