Drinking the Haterade

okay, signing day has come and gone...and unless Auburn secretly recruited Terrell Pryor without anyone knowing about it, then disappointment has got to be my word of the day. and so i think it's time to make myself feel better by reflecting on the top 10 moments of Joy being taken in the misery of others from the 2007 NFL and NCAA football seasons.

10. Oklahoma gets BLOWN THE FUCK OUT by West Fucking Virginia in the Fiesta Bowl. Oklahoma might wanna just pass on any more invitations to go play in the desert. nothing good can come of it. a coachless WV went playstation crazy on the Sooners and scored 48 points, leaving Bob Stoops wondering what the fuck is up with his team in BCS bowls. i think Noel Devine just scored another touchdown.

9. Arkansas goes Hawgwild on LSU. this defeat didn't really end up mattering much in the long run, but for a brief moment all my talk of LSU being totally overrated rang true as Darren McFadden and Arkansas shattered LSU's dreams of a National Title for at least a couple of weeks.

8. Tony Romo chokes on another dick in the playoffs. 2 years in a row and the Cowboys can blame their playoff loss on their overrated QB. T.O. is left in tears. Romo blows. fuck the Cowboys.

7. Stanford over USC. i don't really hate the Trojans, i mean they kicked Auburn's ass twice in '02 and '03...i'm not one of those people who is stupid enough to believe the '04 Tigers would have faired any better but it's always nice to see the big kid on the block get punched in the fucking balls by a nerd now and again. biggest upset in college history, you tell me.

6. Alabama loses to something called the Warhawks. obviously this doesn't hurt things like recruiting.

5. Auburn beats Florida for the second year in a row. Wes Byrum drinks for free. chomp gator chomp.

4. Michigan's two week stretch of losing to Appalachian State and then getting blown out by Oregon. those games pretty much set the tone for the bananas college football season to come. and it's always good to watch Big 10 fans suffer.

3. the entire Notre Dame season was a joy to behold. 3-9 will always be something i'll look back to fondly. but the penacle was them losing to NAVY. Mark May probably almost exploded with joy when that happened.

2. Ohio State loses ANOTHER national title game in blowout fashion to the SEC. the Big 10 in general was pathetic this year, but nothing gives me more joy than watching Ohio State lose to an SEC school and then turn around and watch all the Big 10 homers at ESPN have to eat their words.

1. 18-1. Thank You Giants.