Let The Shit Talking Begin

this weekend my Auburn Tigers take on the hated Georgia Bulldogs in the Deep South's Oldest Rivalry. now i'm not getting into specifics about the matchup today as that is what i'll be doing tomorrow. no, today i would just like to talk about my hatred of the University Of Georgia's football team. see unfortunately i live in Athens, Georgia...which is a fine place to live if you are an indie rock loving townie with a drinking problem. but if you are a fan of say, Auburn, it can get a little insufferable in these here parts.

JUSTIN's Top 7 Reasons For Hating the Georgia Bulldogs, Currently.

1. growing up in the state of Georgia taught me at an early age that Georgia fans are mostly annoying and retarded. no fan base has a shorter memory when it comes to their embarrassing losses (cough, Vanderbilt and Kentucky...last year) and no one is quicker to start talking about being in the National Title game after starting the year 3-0.
2. 1980...i'm sorry were you even born the last time Georgia won a National Title? no. okay good, then shut up. one national title in the last 30 years does not a national power you make. you know who else have won national titles since the last time Georgia pulled it off, BYU and Washington. nuff said.
3. Mark Richt. most overrated coach in the SEC. does less with more than anyone in the league. Georgia produces more NFL talent than any team in the SEC and yet they can't stay in the national title talks past the month of October. also, can't do shit against Florida (this year being the exception). lets Mike Bobo run his offense. is a Christian douchebag with a bad haircut.
4. their fans. i know i sorta covered that with number one, but seriously Georgia fans are so fucking lame. just a bunch of drunk lawyers who wanna leave the game as soon as possible and get something to eat at Last Resort. they also would rather go down and hangout at St. Simons playing golf all week then ever see the Georgia/Florida game move to a home and away series that might even the huge advantage that Florida holds in the series by basically getting a home game every year against the Dawgs.
5. Uga. that inbred piece of shit used to be the most awesome mascot in all of college football. now he just sits around on a bag of ice. Tennessee's hound would tear UGA's ass off in a fight.
6. hearing people talk about Knowshon Moreno and how he's gonna win the Heisman trophy next year and that he's the best Georgia runningback since some guy named Walker. wore #34, won a national title, and the Heisman trophy, holds the SEC rushing record despite only playing 3 years. yeah, Knowshon is in the same league as him. also he's the best back in the SEC. wait, you didn't know that. i guess you aren't a Georgia fan then. yeah, okay granted Knowshon is a good back, yes, but really, you'd rather have him than McFadden or Felix Jones? seriously? you are retarded.
7. Matt Stafford and the continuation of the Georgia QB who is much heralded in college and does jack and shit in the NFL. Eric Zier, Quincy Carter, David Greene, DJ Shockley, etc... repeat for infinity. Stafford will be on that list of NFL busts soon enough.

truly there is nothing i hate more than Georgia when they play Auburn. most Tiger fans hate Alabama, but being as how i was blessed not to grow up in the state of my birth i have instead filled that lack of pure hate with total loathing for all things red and black. except for Larry Munson...he totally rules.