Baby, Please Don't Go

i think a famous line in the movie Goodfellas pretty much sums up what's going on with Auburn coach Tommy Tuberville right now, "Fuck You, pay me!"

reports are flying out of the Arkansas media (yep they have media in Arkansas) that Tuberville has agreed to take the Razorbacks head coaching job and that Wal-Mart and Jerry Jones are all paying the bills. like i needed another reason to hate the Cowboys or the Walton family. hey man if Tubby wants the Arkansas job then he can have it. but seriously Auburn is about to be seriously and totally fucked if these rumors are in fact true. with Saban already dominating recruiting in the state of Alabama this season whatever coach would come in would have to play catchup really really fast. even worse is the fact Muschamp might be leaving with Tubby or else looking for a head coaching job of his own. it's unlikely that the Tigers would be willing to promote him, without any head coaching experience. Petrino would be the most likely desired replacement if Tubbs bolts. i'm not sure though if he's ready to jump from the fiery wreckage of the Atlanta Falcons just yet, but if Auburn could pay him out the ear it's a possibility. Petrino is also rumored to be one of LSU's replacement candidates for if/when Les Miles takes that Michigan job. i'm pretty sure LSU would be the more desireable job for Petrino if he did want to come back to college. other unilkely, yet possible canidates would be Mike Leach or Spurrier (yeah fucking right). who knew 6 years in a row would have such a mighty price tag attached to it?

i guess this is what we get for cheating on him back in 03.

MOTHERFUCKER!!!

excuse me while i go shoot myself in the face.