THE NFLs- We're Halfway There (Living On A Prayer edition)

-Purple Jesus (aka Adrian Peterson) is dominating the NFL, getting called the most complete runningback since OJ Simpson and Jim Brown and is making me see what it would have been like if Bo Jackson had just played football all the time instead of wasting his time breaking bats over his knee with the Royals. and to think, i got him in the 4th round of my fantasy draft. at this point he's made bandwagon jumpers put away their Larry Johnson, LT, and Reggie Bush jerseys and start rocking the big ugly purple Vikings 28. the question right now isn't if he's the best RB in the NFL...cuz hat's an easy yes, it's is he gonna end up being the best runningback of ALL TIME.
-The Patriots are on a mission to destroy you. honestly watching them play football is sort of like watching someone who is a master at Madden playing the computer on the Rookie setting. after about the 1st quarter it's just not even fun anymore. Brady is going to probably toss about 55 touchdowns and they might actually go undefeated thanks to playing in the weakest division in football and having a pretty easy schedule. that being said, the Colts choked that game away. fucking Peyton. you douche. learn to hold onto the ball. it was like watching John Parker Wilson or someting on Sunday.
-the Chargers hype is just that, hype. fuck that team.
-The Saints have managed the save their season...thanks mostly to being in a terrible division and thanks to the combo of Reggie and Drew Brees. do you think the Chargers ever kick themselves for picking Rivers over Brees...probably not as much as they are for firing Marty.
-The Falcons SUCK....but unfortunately they don't suck as much as the 49ers, Dolphins, and Rams. so much for Darren McFadden in the ATL.
-Derek Anderson is the new Drew Brees, making Brady Quinn the new Philip Rivers. how's this gonna play out in 2 years?
-long live Favre. may he play til he's 50.
-LIONS, 10 wins is gonna happen. Kitna for President. i think it would be funny if Matt Millen started wearing those fire Millen t-shirts on the sidelines when the Lions end up in the playoffs this year.