Young Master Tebow, QB/Runningback/Only Player Worth A Shit on Florida. You fought a battle that Conan would be proud of. Unfortunately crying loses you points on my fake Heisman ballot, so does losing.
Our Heisman frontrunner, Arkansas Runnigback/Living God Darren McFadden takes on my Auburn Tigers. if he can tear through their D-line like paper plates and pull a win outta his ass i might just go ahead and call this whole race off.
Pat White is playing well, but also playing crippled. if he misses too many games he might just have to wait till next year to collect his hardware.
Dear John David Booty,
You will be getting no mentions for Heisman Trophies, or 1st round draft picks, or any of that other shit that Carson Palmer and Matt Leinart received while as USC because you suck. Losing to Stanford, Oregon State, and UCLA tends to take a little shine off that Trojan Helmet.
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Colt Brennan, where did you and your amazing stats go? You shoulda went pro last year bro! i know those island bitches do things to a young man's mind but you are losing millions by going back to school and proving that "yes i am a system QB" when you sit on the sidelines as your back up QB throws about 5 touchdowns a game in your place.
Andre Woodson, you are out of the race until you beat Florida, Georgia, or LSU. sorry dude, Kentucky QBs only get love when they win.
if they gave me a Heisman ballot, it would look like this.
1. Darren McFadden, Arkansas RB
2. Mike Hart, Michigan RB
3. DeSean Jackson, Cal WR
4. Pat White, West Virginia QB
5. Matt Ryan, Boston College QB
6. Tim Tebow, Florida QB
7. Dennis Dixon, Oregon QB
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