Tuesday, October 16, 2007

I'll Never Get That Part Of My Life Back

Watching the Falcons on Monday Night Football (with an episode of Heroes sandwiched in between) might be the most useless and pointless waste of my time that I've committed in many a year. my fantasy football game was pretty much wrapped up with only Morten Anderson left...so there was no real drama in my fantasy game to worry about, and I HATE The Giants with a passion...so watching them pummel Joey Harrington all night was not something I'd enjoy anymore than having to sit through the rape scene in Deliverance. Honestly having a good fantasy team is sadly the only thing that will keep me interested in an NFL season that is obviously gonna end with another fucking Patriots championship. there's really only so much of that i can tolerate.

ten things i'd rather watch than the Falcons play football

1. South Asian snuff film
2. wild dogs attacking a baby
3. a musical
4. National League baseball
5. the Oxygen channel
6. the male nude scenes from OZ
7. mexican soap operas
8. fattie porn
9. the 700 club
10. any film starring Meg Ryan

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