Who Got Them Heismans? (not another Boston College QB)

Matt Ryan, QB/Only player whose name i know on the number 2 ranked Boston College Golden Eagles. you are right now experiencing the highest level of hype during your career. right now you seem to be the only competent passer in the entire ACC and alot of draft experts are predicting you to be the 1st QB taken in the 2008 draft (let this be a lesson to all QBs...i'm talking to you Colt Brennan and Brian Brohm) get the fuck out of school while you are hot. coming back for your senior year in noble and all that shit but if people are predicting you to be a top 20 pick at the end of your junior season then just go ahead and go pro. coming back to school almost always hurts your draft stock. just ask Leinart and Quinn about that. anyways that was a pointless tangent...Matt Ryan is a good QB and he's playing really well right now. if he can go into Blacksburg and come out with a win then i will consider him a legit Heisman candidate...if he loses then he's out.

Tim Tebow, The Entire Florida Offence Apparently. is Tebow the best player in the SEC since Bo Jackson? that's what this SEC talk radio show was trying to say. i'm not really ready to go their just yet. he's a fucking beast, but he also lost two games to SEC West teams and still has South Carolina and Georgia ahead of him. If Florida wins out and then beats LSU in a rematch for the SEC title then Tebow may be the first Sophomore to take the Heisman home...but i don't really see that happening.

Mike Hart, Michigan RB. Hart sat out last weeks win over Illinois and it was pretty obvious how much he means to that offence if you watched any of that game. if Michigan wins out and Hart has big games against Penn State and Ohio State then you can go ahead and put him down as a lock to win the Heisman. Senior runningback for a traditional power who plays on TV every week and has all the Big 10 homers at ESPN and ABC jacking off over you...yeah that usually equals a Heisman in most years. then Hart gets to go to the NFL and be a non-factor during his career...but hey he'll always have that glorified paper weight to get him through the night.

Darren McFadden is out of it. it's the sad truth. Best player in college football plays on a shitty team. guess he'll just have to be content with all those fucking millions he's getting in the NFL...that league that none of these other assholes will be any good in.

Andre Woodson, Kentucky QB. welcome back to the race, bro. you lost again....but after knocking LSU off and playing so well against Florida in the loss you gotta believe your still in the race. you aren't gonna win it or anything, but a trip to New York is still better than spending a weekend in Lexington waiting for the Bowls to start.

Dennis Dixon, Oregon QB. beat USC and make me a believer. you're the best poor man's Vince Young in college football and your offence is kicking ass and taking names every week. you still have the best highlight of the season...also i promise not to take off any points for that uniform.

if they gave me a Heisman ballot, it would look like this.

1. Tim Tebow, Florida QB
2. Mike Hart, Michigan RB
3. Matt Ryan, Boston College QB
4. Andre Woodson, Kentucky QB
5. Dennis Dixon, Oregon QB